If I had a grappling hook..!

swoz:

Gross.

Rad.

sweet-unvalentine:

one-man army

The physics-crunching badass is almost home, children.

Just you wait.

Ross Scott, the voice of Freeman’s Mind

askreddemogal:

paranoidandroid42:

leonbellsbabysmoothbuns:

undeniablenotions:

lukethreepwood:

suddenlyswans:

romanrain:

sinusoidalsoup:

liseyatthedisco:

AKA Gordon Freeman

SWEET JESUS

GET THIS MAN INTO A HEV SUIT

OR OUT OF IT

EITHER ONE

I DON’T

I

OH MY GOD

HAH!

Bluk Messa haz 2 feemeans

HABBITYBABBITYWHAAAA

Alright, peasants of your once and forever king Freeman.

Your savior is finishing the last touches before gracing my superior intellect before you all but you must pay tribute in the form of leaving things in my ask.

Only then, will the festivities begin this week!

Now, Bring on the women! And the mead! And the women again!

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